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Some cities in America are doing their best with that dubious distinction as Men’s Health releases a list of the most exercise-phobic cities in the country. The magazine looked at how often residents exercise, the number of households that watched 15 hours of cable television a week and bought more than 11 video games a year, and the rate of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot in a vein most closely associated with inactivity.

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One morning the farmer went out at sunrise to feed the horses, he fed all of his horses but one. As he was walking to his mare’s stall to feed her, he discovered she wasn’t there. So he told his wife and they looked for her all day and finally at sunset the farmer opens the door to the barn and discovers his mare with her head in a half empty bag of sweet feed, and the farmer yells to his wife: "FOUND’ER!"

There was a preacher who was trying to sell his horse. A man stopped by to see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of saying, “walk", say, “praise the Lord,” and instead of saying, “whoa,” say, “amen.” So the man got on the horse and said, “praise the Lord,” and the horse started to walk. The man then said, “praise the Lord,” again and the horse started to trot. He said it a few more times, then the horse started galloping. Suddenly a cliff appeared. The man yelled "Whoa!". The horse didn’t stop. He tried yelling al sorts of things, and he tried to pull the horse up, but it wouldn’t stop. Then suddenly he remembered what to say. The man said, “amen.” The horse stopped right before they fell off. The man was so releived that he put his hand on his forehead and then said, ”Praise the Lord.”

MURPHY’S HORSE LAWS 10. you have a halter class to show in that you paid $120 to get in to. your horse founders, your show halter breaks, and your truck tire rolls flat. what does that tell you?

so i heard this really gross joke about this horse, so if you want to read this at your own risk, its a really dirty joke about this poor horse, ohkay, here it is. . . the white horse rolled in the mud.

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